Perfect Timing.

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

(via carnivoroussquirrel)

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

(via nattie-marie-covergirl)

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

deansass:

snarkydean:

but if you sell your soul to a demon in return for being immortal do you just become soulless after a decade?

image

(via thatsifyoucanstillgetyouririshon)

barbotrobot:

wehadfacesthen:

Newlyweds Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz, 1940s

This could be us but you got some splainin to do.
benedick-hiddlestoner:

the-once-and-spooky-ship:

#IT’S NOT A PHASE MOM #IT’S PUNK ROCK AND IT’S MY LIFE #IT’S WHO I AM #IT’S THE BLOOD IN MY VEINS AND THE BEATING OF MY HEART #LEAVE ME ALONE 

#ITS NOT A PAHSE MOM #ITS PUNK SPOCK AND ITS MY LIFE 
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