Telling Kendall to do a signing where I live
- Kendall: is it New York?
- Me: yeah in New York but not New York (city)
- K: oh Newark?
- Me: ...no, New York
- Friend: it's Monroe
- K: oooooh...... Monroe, New Jersey
- Me and Friend: NO Monroe New York!
- Kendall: ooooooooooooooohhhhhh
To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,
I think we all know where you really belong:
I think you should shut the fuck up
we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.
We write fanfics.
We love yuri and yaoi.
We have dirty minds.
Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.